So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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