Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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