i don't like sucking hair
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
People with herpes should wear stickers.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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