come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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