he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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