i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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