So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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