I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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