You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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