Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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