yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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