what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm at about main and main street
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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