it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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