What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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