no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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