Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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