I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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