I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
where does the pee come out of this thing
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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