did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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