Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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