for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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