who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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