sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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