O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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