Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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