i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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