My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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