If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
the liver wants what the liver wants
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
God, I missed his penis.
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