The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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