She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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