They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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