Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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