i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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