i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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