And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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