I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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