Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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