So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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