make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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