i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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