Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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