i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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