Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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