at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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