youre lurking in front of me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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