the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
soo... how was my night?
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