quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Randomize
