hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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