Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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