Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
