Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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