there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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