can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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