Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm at about main and main street
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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