we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am spending my child support on dildos
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Randomize
