Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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