This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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