Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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